on a steel horse i ride

1. if you take me out for sushi, and the night happens to be kareoke night, and i have had a big sapporo, it will suck to be you because you will have to wait until i rock out to leave. then when i am done rocking out, we will have to leave right away, because once the bon jovi's over, there's no good reason to stay.
   
2. my head is killing me. i always blame my hangovers and the very last drink i had, but today i'm going to switch that up a bit and blame it on the drink i had before the very last (and very free) drink. which was at quite possibly the world's cheesiest bar. it didn't feel all that cheesy until i saw a girl dancing on a stage wearing the following: cut up white half shirt, with the cut pieces hanging like fringe around her admittedly rock-hard abs. a red or pink sweatband around her forehead, black boy-short underpants, and camo-colored leg warmers that came up mid-thigh. i would think if you needed leg warmers that badly, then maybe you needed to wear pants. her dancing was straight out of flashdance too, so at least she was keeping it real.
   
3. the sushi was delicious, by the way.
4. i stepped on my purse at some point, leaving a big footprint on it. good thing it can go in the washer.
5. when preparing to go out for the night, make sure to pack both mittens, because one mitten alone won't help you. it will actually spend all night taunting you.
   
6. i got hit on twice last night, which was fun. it's been a while since that happened.
   
7. i'm also pretty sure i had a really great conversation with the boy roommate, but i can't remember much of it. that i do blame on the last cocktail.
   
8. i am so going to order a pizza. maybe right now.