Friday, May 12, 2006

pssst...

i have an important appointment in about half an hour. if you could think nice things about me right about then, that would rule. i'd tell you more, but i don't want to jinx myself.

also, i'm watching martha this morning, and dear kenny rogers: lay off the face-lifts. you look all squinty and stoned, and honestly? you've always been a handsome man. you would have aged wonderfully, i'm sure. right now, though, you look a bit pained.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Kenny Rogers looks terrible now. Not to mention, he had totally rendered menwholooklikekennyrogers.com obsolete!

Anonymous said...

The first concert I ever attended was a Kenny Rogers one (when I was five). And I too am horrified by his current appearance. His eyes are especially unsettling. So sad.