Saturday, May 13, 2006

verbatim

my sister: anything else new?
me: yeah, i've been trying to take my vitamins every day. so far, so good.
my sister: great, i'll call tom cruise and let him know.
me: fuck you.
my sister: (giggling) he'll be so happy to hear you're on them!
me: fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

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