TMI

my period was a whole week early this month, totally surprising me this morning.  the good news is that this means i won't have my period while camping in about a week and a half!  don't get me wrong, a girl can have fun in the woods bleeding to death (so long as the bears don't sniff you out), but a girl has a lot more fun when her uterus is just sitting there quietly, minding its own business.  suck it bears! you won't be able to find me this year!

shortie

while unpacking i've uncovered approximately 5,000 random tampons. by random i mean not in tampon boxes, not in boxes of bathroom stuff, but rather in kitchen, bedroom, and cereal boxes. (not really that last one!) i also ran into an expired pregnancy test that i think i've drug to three different apartments and two states, which cracked me up. i was going to just toss it out, but i thought i would pee on it first because, hey, that's why i bought it. i should have made the boychik pee on it for laughs, but i think that would have freaked him a little. weird how feminine hygiene products are so freaking invasive. if tampons were rats, i'd be infested!

it was negative, by the way. this wasn't a fancy segway into "OMG I'M KNOCKED UP!" D's been fixed, or have i told you that already?