Friday, November 03, 2006

Secret Boyfriend Saturday



i'm worried about spacebeer taking all the good secret boyfriends, so this week i'm getting in on the action!

the first installment is a special one featuring the one, the only, brock sampson. brock is the bodyguard for the venture family, and while he sports a dubious mullet, he is still extra-sexy.

oh wait, he's not always brock. sometimes he's also david puddy. david is hot, but also sort of dumb in an affable way. i was always jealous of elaine for getting to date him.

in cartoon or real-person form, patrick warburton is one foxy babe. plus, he has that great voice and he's all tall and stuff. i like tall. he's also lent that deep voice to many a cartoon, which makes him that much hotter in my dorky eyes. (although i think if the two of us were to mate and make offspring, i might have to weed-whack the kid's eyebrows. between the two of us, that's a lot of caterpillar growth.)

and that's my very first installment of secret boyfriend saturday!

6 comments:

Shauna R. said...
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Anonymous said...

Wasn't he The Tick, too?
Just don't take the Jesus fish off his car.

Anonymous said...

warburton is cute, but can be trumped by either george eads (csi, the vegas one) or sometimes christopher meloni (svu).
love, chew
p.s. i lost my cat. ;_;

Anonymous said...

I wholeheartedly approve of this secret boyfriend.

Spacebeer said...

We really do have the same taste in SBs, because Puddy is awesome and tall is so cute. Hopefully SB Wednesday and SB Saturday won't have to duel over any of those boys.

SB lovers unite!

amanda said...

he was the tick! i almost totally forgot. jeez.