Saturday, June 20, 2009

shortie

while unpacking i've uncovered approximately 5,000 random tampons. by random i mean not in tampon boxes, not in boxes of bathroom stuff, but rather in kitchen, bedroom, and cereal boxes. (not really that last one!) i also ran into an expired pregnancy test that i think i've drug to three different apartments and two states, which cracked me up. i was going to just toss it out, but i thought i would pee on it first because, hey, that's why i bought it. i should have made the boychik pee on it for laughs, but i think that would have freaked him a little. weird how feminine hygiene products are so freaking invasive. if tampons were rats, i'd be infested!

it was negative, by the way. this wasn't a fancy segway into "OMG I'M KNOCKED UP!" D's been fixed, or have i told you that already?

2 comments:

Penny said...

I don't even need feminine hygeine products on an on-going basis anymore but I have a stash in every suitcase and computer bag I own. Of course, at this point in my life I never know when I will need them. Keep hoping never again...

Joolie said...

I keep a few stashed away in places like my swim bag, glove box, and desk drawer at work, but for some reason I always forget where they're hidden when I really need them.