Tuesday, September 12, 2006

i came right home to a beer

i'm not suggesting to anyone out there at all that alcohol is a good way of dealing with stress, but um, somtimes a beer after work makes me feel like life might indeed be worth living. i just get so sick and tired of dealing with whiny bitches all day. that's essentially all i ever see: people who are fussy and mad and whiny and can't possibly live without cell phone service for the next thirty minutes. i want to point out to them all that you can't live without your liver that long, or your heart, or oxygen, but a cell phone? yes, you can live without it. the world will keep on spinning, and you'll still be an insufferable asshole when all is said and done.

hmmm. i wonder if my period is going to show up soon or if i'm just full of rage because it's fun?

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