why i love vincent d'onofrio

1. he's built exactly the way i like a man to be built: not chubby, exactly, but pleasantly thick. i don't know, i can't date a thin man. i like something to hold on to.
   
2. he's a brunette. maybe because i am one, i like those.
   
3. he's not conventially handsome. which isn't to say he isn't handsome, he is, but he's got his own thing going on. nice face, good build, but he hasn't tried to straighten his teeth or get a tan to make himself more marketable.
   
4. he's smart. i like smart.
   
5. he's a little bit of a smart-ass. if there's one thing i always fall for it's the smart-ass boy. a funny man will win me over faster than any other man.
   
6. he's in happy accidents, which i loved the first time i saw, and even more now. found it at the library today, and was a very happy girl.